Geography of a woman

Posted by shepherd | 5.11.05 | | 2 comments »

Different people has different ways of describing the geography of a woman. Unlike others, comparing the geography of a woman to different parts of the world make it a lot more intersting.

Geography of a woman:

Between the ages of 15 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 and 30, a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 and 35, a woman is like India&Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful.

Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 and 50, a woman is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 and 60, a woman is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 and 70, a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future ...

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2 comments

  1. Wai Pyo // November 07, 2005 6:39 pm  

    very funny :)

  2. Anonymous // March 10, 2007 6:31 pm  

    exactly true until i vomitted blood