On Thursday, Michael Sessions, an 18-year-old high school student, has been elected as the new Mayor of Hillsdale after beating the city's 51-year-old mayor by 2 votes (670 votes to 668).
Here are Michael Sessions' Top 10 Good Things About Being an 18-year-old Mayor, when he was interviewed by CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" show Thursday:
10. Parents try to tell me what to do, I raise their taxes.
9. Every night, a different member of the City Council does my homework.
8. It's every teen's dream: the power to regulate zoning laws.
7. Goodbye, education budget -- hello brand-new Xbox.
6. I got a call from Demi Moore.
5. City Hall on ..."MTV Cribs."
4. I don't have to wait in line at Applebee's anymore.
3. School bullies now have to deal with the feds.
2. Only victory speech featuring the word "dude."
1. It's flattering when President Bush calls me for advice.
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